Wednesday, July 29, 2009

Amusing

Seeing the world through my daughters' eyes has been one of the best parts of being a parent. To them, everything seems so fun and big and magical. This week, we took Kate to her first amusement park. This is an awesome park - perfect for preschoolers. I loved watching her little eyes light up when she saw the rides. I love that she thought the princesses roaming the park were "real, live princesses" (as opposed to what, I'm not sure, but that was a big deal to see a "real, live princess"). I'm sure that to her tiny, three-year-old little self, that park seemed huge and colorful and buzzing with excitement...and it was. The even better part was that my college roommate, Lori, and her two little girls met us there. What a great day! Here are some highlights:

Aren't these girls the cutest things ever? They were born just 5 weeks apart and they have so much fun together!
The girls road this ride at least four times!

Kate did this ride near the end of the day. Poor little thing...she reminded me of the Little Engine that Could! She was so tired, but she tried so hard!

So I decided to help her out a little!

Family portrait...not bad - 50% of the kids are looking at the camera!




Maddie and I couldn't stop laughing during the bumper cars...it was my first bumper car experience and it was definitely my favorite ride!

These girls kept bumping into us!

The girls got to "milk" a cow. This poor cow actually lost a teet during the experience!

I'm sure Kate is saying, "Dude...crank up the radio!"

The Turtle Tilt-a-wheel started out calm...

but this is the face of a very dizzy and sick man!



Aren't they so cute? I hope they will always be good friends!

Friday, July 24, 2009

Portrait Experience

This photo pretty much sums up our recent portrait experience. To say it was awful would be a serious understatement. Honestly, I don't think we have ever had a good portrait experience...at least not in the past 3 years. My girls are never cooperative. Kate acts goofy, faces the wrong direction, or just walks off "the set." The girls refuse to hold hands or hug or even sit next to each other. And that's just the beginning. The photographers are usually lacking photography skills (and common sense). Seriously...how many times do I have to suggest that they take the photo NOW before they actually get it? What are they waiting for? We've entered the digital age, Ms. Photographer. Please just snap away...you're not limited to a roll with 24 exposures!

And then comes the horrible buying experience.

Please don't try to sell me a basic package that starts at the low, low price of just $500 when I'm obviously upset and distraught and frustrated. My hungry and irratable children are crying and climbing on things and tearing apart the display shelves, wondering why we've been in this place for nearly two hours. And please don't tell me that I can't leave and come back to view and/or pick up my photos after lunch, when everyone is fed and happy and rejuvenated. And if it's going to be 30 minutes before the pictures are ready, don't tell me that it'll just be another 5 minutes. I want the truth, people. And I want lunch. I want to think it over and have just a brief minute to pull the kids off the ceiling. Oh...and if you insist on holding us hostage, then at least provide a playroom or some type of entertainment.

The sad part is that they have us hooked from the beginning. Even though I love photography and I know a good picture when I see it (and I realize that technically, these are not good pictures), I turn into a sappy pile of mush when I see those cute little faces staring at me from the display screen. They are beautiful and real. They are my girls and how could I not spend at least $130 on terrible pictures? Don't we all do it?

Of course, I always complain about it and say that I could take better pictures (which I believe is true). I vow that I'll never return, but then some dumb coupon pops up in my in-box and I say, "maybe just one more time."

I owe a HUGE thank you to my very patient, kind, and funny friends Sheila and Sara. They stuck with us through the whole terrible experience. They stuffed pretzels into the mouths of two very hungry and fussy girls. They agreed with me that the service was terrible. They held it together while I had a few tears rolling down my cheeks. They reassured me that I was a good mother, despite the behavior of my wild children. They stayed behind to wait for the pictures while I made a much needed escape. They are true friends, and I love them both so much!

Thursday, July 23, 2009

Crush

My first celebrity crush was Jordan Knight. All you 90’s girls should know exactly who I’m talking about. I saw the New Kids on the Block in concert twice (thanks to my older brother – who drove me to the concert and endured the screaming pre-adolescent girls, just so I could see my crush …from the top row of a very large stadium…through binoculars). I had posters hanging on my wall and I listened to the NKOTB all the time. It was true love. I even had this crazy daydream that one day his tour bus would be driving by my home (because famous singers frequently got lost in my tiny neighborhood) and he would see me out the window…husking corn for dinner (you know how sexy a girl can be when she husks corn). And he would decide that he had to pull over and meet this beautiful and talented corn-husking girl of his dreams. Pre-teen celebrity crushes are the best, but most of us outgrow them, laugh at our silliness, and move on with life. That’s what I did…until Edward Cullen came along.

I first “met” Edward on an average Friday night a few months ago, when Steve and I rented the movie Twilight. I was definitely intrigued…not by his good looks as much as his charm and his strength and his devoted love for Bella. I think I’m kind of like Bella. I’m definitely clutzy (did I tell you that I fell down the steps at the girls’ daycare last month…while wearing a skirt…and red underwear. Nice, huh?). I was intrigued enough by Edward that I started reading the first book in the Twilight Saga. And one week later, I had read all four books, plus the excerpts of “Midnight Sun” online. I was depressed when it was all over, longing to know more about this cool and charming vampire. By the end of the saga, I had fallen in love with my second crush.

Steve seems cool with this. He even bought me the movie and agrees to watch it with me occasionally. He laughed when I told him that his Aunt and his cousin are also in love with my Edward. He has agreed to take me to see “New Moon” the minute it opens, enduring crowds of crazy teenagers just so I (a thirty-three-year-old, normal, happily married mother of two) can indulge in my crush.

What’s more intriguing than Edward Cullen is the woman who wrote the saga (Stephenie Meyer). Did you know that she had a dream about Edward and Bella and then she woke up and wrote one chapter from Twilight? She majored in English but was a stay-at-home mom. She wasn’t a writer (prior to that dream), but her dream was so vivid that she just started writing. I think that within a few months she had finished Twilight and had a $750,000 contract to publish it plus three more. As an aspiring writer, I’m definitely envious. Her character development is amazing and her writing is addictive. Millions of girls (and thirty-something women) have fallen in love with Edward, a “man” who existed only in this one woman’s dreams. How cool is that? I wonder if I have an Edward or a Bella hanging out in my mind, just waiting to be shared with the world? I’m still hoping for my big dream to happen…waiting to wake up and start writing a novel that will be loved around the world, turned into a major motion picture, and land me on Oprah.

While I wait, I guess I’ll keep husking corn and looking for lost tour buses. I wonder how Edward Cullen feels about corn-husking women?

Tuesday, July 21, 2009

Indiana: A Photo Review Part II

This relative was happy to show his gravesite and to point out that he's not in the ground yet!

Steve and his great uncle Dick. Don't they look a little alike?

Steve and his Grandma

Kate was so happy to use Julie's camera. Maybe she'll be a photographer when she grows up!

There was a little Macarena at the beach party!

More Macarena

Teenagers hanging on the floating trampoline

It was a long, exhausting weekend for everyone. Ellie was one tired little girl, but she and Kate were troopers. We are blessed to have had such a fun, safe, memorable trip!

Indiana: A Photo Review

That's me... getting ready to roast marshmallows while everyone else sets up camp. A girl must have her priorities straight!

Ellie and Jimmy

Great Uncle Dick, Aunt Penny, Kim, Maddy

Holly, Kate, Steve, Ellie, Jimmy, Kim

Steve's Aunt Penny (and my fellow Twilight fan)

Maddy...another Edward Cullen fan!
Steve's brother Jim and his Great Uncle Dick
Steve's sister Missy

Crazy girls!
Beach Party

David doing his Elvis moves on the trampoline

Steve's sister Carmen


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